{"id":283,"date":"2009-01-04T09:02:58","date_gmt":"2009-01-04T09:02:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.johnxie.com\/?p=268"},"modified":"2009-01-04T09:02:58","modified_gmt":"2009-01-04T09:02:58","slug":"what-a-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.johnxie.com\/?p=283","title":{"rendered":"what a story"},"content":{"rendered":"

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
\n<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
\n<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
\n<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
\n<emoti_conartist> lol
\n<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy
\n<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
\n<cassius_clay13> and there’s this guy in there taking a shit
\n<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
\n<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
\n<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks ‘oh shit… if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i’d want to fuck him up… so i’d better hit him first’
\n<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
\n<cassius_clay13> and runs away
\n<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy… WORST NIGHT OUT EVER<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied <emoti_conartist> lol <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy <cassius_clay13> so… Continue reading what a story<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnxie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnxie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnxie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnxie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnxie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnxie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnxie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnxie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnxie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}